wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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