I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
