I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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