Sponge bath it is.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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