I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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