How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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