halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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