i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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