It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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