I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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