Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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