Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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