My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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