I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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