i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't think brook has ever known best
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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