gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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