Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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