Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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