You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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