We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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