He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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