There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
