"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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