wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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