why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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