i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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