Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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