i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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