He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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