Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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