they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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