She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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