Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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