Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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