I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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