she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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