so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Enjoy the penises
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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