She announced her abortion via fbk
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When are your genitals available?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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