when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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