Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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