I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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