It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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