normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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