He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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