never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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