ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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