so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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