Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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