It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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