The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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