You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Its about making memories worth repressing
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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