Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I would fuck him just for his dog
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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