Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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