You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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