I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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