I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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