On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize